It’s a new year, and a new you- so, as part of the effort to keep you healthy, I’m now offering a totally substance-free, multi-use alternative to the reprehensible things you might normally be doing! Just sit back… RELAX… and let it happen, as I work my magic on you and make you H I G H as a kite! There might be some addictive side effects… but those are just a part of the fun when you’re with me.
And when you wake up, you’ll have zero hangover- and of course, pay no attention to how obsessively you might think about me in the coming week or two, or how DEEPly submissive it might make you feel.
Everything has SOME side effects, right? They might as well be ones that you’ll enjoy.
