One of my friends has something to confess to me.
He has been my friend for a long time and of course the inevitable has happened.
He has come to confess his love for me.
I tell him that I love when a man kisses my feet.
After he starts I explain that I really love when a man worships my feet.
When a man falls in love with my feet.
With that little nudge my friend is so into it! Then I tell him the truth! I don’t like him at all.
I find this to be fucking pathetic.
He is never going to date me, I am never going to love him.
He is going to date my feet.
