Why are u such a pest… did u do my laundry yet?? If ur gonna sit there at least worship me… Do that thing where u hold it in… like uh, edging or whatever.
Smell my feet like a total loser.
Sniff them and kiss them… worship me… do that thing where u dedicate ur pathetic life to me or whatever.
Kiss my feet, idiot… and gimme ten more things ur gonna do for me.
